Breaking news, Farley is secretly a BLONDE! He has been wearing a bald cap for his entire existence within Penns Valley. He thought being a blonde would mess up his representation. Being bald brings more character and comedy into his personality. He wanted to be the funny teacher who students could constantly roast about not having hair, yet he was never affected… because he really did have hair: lushes golden, blonde, locks. As a child, he was nicknamed goldy locks or golden child. Farley, aspiring to be a teacher, knew those nicknames would not be fit for a teacher. So he changed his ways and purchased a bald cap. He forever now hides his golden boy identity that everyone once knew. Farley had to grow up and realize that the world was not ready for him as a teacher in addition to having golden locks. All the students would be jealous, he could not have that. His hair care routine is actually very precise and intricate: a purple-lathering shampoo, argan oil hair mask, scalp massage with rosemary oil, and a hydro conditioner. Even though he hides his golden locks under a bald cap he still blows out and styles it to precision. Have you ever thought about why he doesn’t have a beard? Because it is blonde! He keeps up with shaving it every other day so no student can catch a glimpse of Farley’s Blondeness. It truly is a good deed, that Farley is doing, not wanting to make any student jealous of his perfect hair. It goes down past his clavicle, the perfect length honestly.