Why Cayden Merrill Is Not My Best Friend (April Fools)


Many people know that Cayden and I do not like each other, and we disagree on almost everything. We fight, scream, and argue with each other all the time, and I almost feel bad that everyone in the school has to witness this. There are just so many reasons as to why Cayden Merrill will never be my best friend.

To start with some background information, Cayden and I have been in the same class since he moved here in first grade, and from day one he has done nothing but be a pain in my behind and I feel like I could just never escape him, it seemed like I had every class with him, and every time the teacher would put out the seating chart I’d be right next to him. On top of that he plays Rocket League. Cayden plays rocket league more than anyone I know and I don’t understand how, it is one of the worst games of all time and all he does is yell at it and use the worst slang I’ve ever heard anyone use in my life, and he’s not even good at it, it’s just the most annoying thing in the world. Not to mention I’ve also been stuck playing soccer with Cayden since second grade all the way up to senior year, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to quit soccer just because of this kid since he’s always complaining and he is just so hard to play with and he’s not even that good, for example he only had 19 goals his senior year, that’s not even impressive at all. I just hope that one day he can get the hint that I just don’t want anything to do with him ever.